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18 year old boy: Will you marry me?18 year old girl: Get lost! No!.......5 year old boy: Will you marry me?18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!Age does matte
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?Pappu: KissTeacher: How?Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ? Try It & U Will B Surprised To See D Result. Apki Age 3 Bar Apko Likhi Nazar Ayegi Hows MAGIC
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)
Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu.
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga..Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..??Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
Forward as receivedPakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:.1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8
AGr apKo AcHi PoeTrY Ki TalasH Ha To Ya Id Follow kar Ke Dhak Lo... _ Follow @M_khan_Poetry Send to 40404
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen.. Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen.. Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen, Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha... . . . . . . . . "Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..Dosra Dost: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho>>Dosra Dost: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai, Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)
Good girls are found in Every corner of the earth But, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
45 saal ka SSALMAN...N K...KHAN ladki dekhne gaya! Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi! Hosh aya kaaran pucha boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi? Girl: Q?? Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai.. Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba 110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D
(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.? Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha, Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di.. Girl: Ohh Why? Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D
GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.If He did, it would have been impossible for...........you... to afford me!
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