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Baba Ranchoddas Said On Neend:

Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend:

"Neend ke Piche mat Bhago,
Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke
Piche Bhaago,
Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)

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