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Talent And Intelligence

What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
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Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
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Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

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Boy: I am in love with you, totally...Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!
party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere
Law of cigarette smoking:...........Smoke always goesin the direction of non-smokers .
MahfiL Saji Thi Sms Ka Tha Daur, Sms Maine Kiya Sab Ne Kiya Shor, Paisa To Mera Gaya, Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha.. 1 aur., 1 aur., 1 au
Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own?
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K Tum Uski Ebadat Kero.. Namaz Parho,, Rozay Rakho.. Quran Parho.. Uska Zikr Kero.. Deeni Kitaben Parho.. . Per Tum, , , , , SMS Parh Rahy Ho.. Sharam Kero.. :-D
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Wife: How long have you been sleeping?Husband: Ever since I got married!
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.Policeman: Are u mad.Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. . . . . If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Wen a girl cancels a date, it's because "she has some genuine cause", but when a boy cancels a date, it's because "he has two". Not agree - think just opposite
Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam?Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez.Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam? Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez.Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho?Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur.Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho?Admi: MP Yani Military Police.Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.??Admi: MP Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai??Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D
Shortest Love Story..Boy : Suno....Girl : Haan Bhai....The End .. ;-)
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon? Najoomi ne jawab diya:"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Kal Phir Ek Ladki par Nazar aa gai..;-)Jiski Pehli baar me Surat Dil ko Bha gai..le gaya Dinner pe..;).use...Bhookhi 2000 ka Khana Akeli Kha gai.. ;-) ;-p

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