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Aik Aadmi K Ghr K Samne Gdha Mra Hu Pra Tha!

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
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