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Aapki Dosti Ko Hum

Aapki Dosti Ko Hum
Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..

Aap Roz Khafa Hona
Hum Roz Manaen Gy..

Per Maan jana Manany Se
Aye Dost Warna..

Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me
Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..

QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D

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Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!

he came 2 me 1 nite ........

he came 2 me 1 nite ........ explored my body........ licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left.......... i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!

Oh what a fright you gave me

Oh what a fright you gave me Ehen I peered through the door Oh you were putting the makeup To make others fool It does not matter how hard you try You look all the same It’s just the cosmetic companies playing with you a game You can’t change your features You can’t alter your nose size That’s all manufacturing fault You can do nothing about it

Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.

Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.Wife: Namak Poora Hai, Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)Moral:Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle, uska har panna tumse khud puche beta tabiyet to thik hai na? aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....

Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen..

Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen..Tum Apni Ungli Darwazy Me Do, Phir Hum Tum Mil Ker Cheekh Maarty Hen.. :-D

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gyaOr shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,Jldi se bola..Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

Long life

Man: Is there any way 4 long life?

To be a “Good professional”

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai... to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?..Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..

Married Men Live Longer

Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.

Alarm Clock:

Alarm Clock:A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!

He : How are u ?

He : How are u ?She : F9.He : What ?She : Fine.She: What are u upto?He : F5.She : Sorry, what ?He : Refreshing.*Blocked*...;-pHahahaha

Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha?

Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha? Student: Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?Student: Sallan........

?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:

?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:1st:Ye paper konsa tha?2nd:Maths ka1st:Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?2nd:Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .

Newspaper Mein News aya

Newspaper Mein News aya “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys ”The Sardars Protested. Next Day News aya ki “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms

A Pathan Gets A

A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..? Why..?? Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D

For girlss..

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