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Aapki Dosti Ko Hum

Aapki Dosti Ko Hum
Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..

Aap Roz Khafa Hona
Hum Roz Manaen Gy..

Per Maan jana Manany Se
Aye Dost Warna..

Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me
Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..

QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D

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Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine.
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon gaDr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gyPagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,Un ka birthday mnaon ga,Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.Dr: Gud Gud! PhirPagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,phir“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
What is the true meaning of Study?S - SleepingT - TalkingU - Unlimited MessagingD - DreamingY - Yaani ke mast lifeSO carry on with your study!
Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE" Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure" Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear" Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.............................chutkule
What is education? It is process of, wasting one fourth of your life, learning how to waste, the remaining three fourth…
Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi,Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen ApnyBachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane. Hubby: Kya kya liya?Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.........funny sms for sharing on WhatsApp
Pathan dost se:Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya,Aaj hum nahi soye ga..Dost:Kyun.?Pathan:wo keh raha tha kAaj wo banday le kar aaye ga
Cute Girl: I am 18 and my böyfriend is 38, is that BÄD? Boy: Sweety Yöu spelt DÄD wröng.
Kal Phir Ek Ladki par Nazar aa gai..;-)Jiski Pehli baar me Surat Dil ko Bha gai..le gaya Dinner pe..;).use...Bhookhi 2000 ka Khana Akeli Kha gai.. ;-) ;-p
aajkal to bachchon ko itane saare Number milate hain,98.4, 99.4, 99.5, 100! mujhe to bas aisa sirf Fever hi aata tha.
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep. Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor. . Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho. . Bhikhari: Doctor, Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA GYA BACHO LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAIO INSAN BANO HALY 22 ROZE PYE NE.......

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