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Married Men Live Longer

Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.

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This is a funny crime story:five friends lived in a room.madbrainnobodyfoolsomebody.one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.policeman: r u mad?mad: yes i m mad.policeman: you fool?mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Shadi karne k baad aur mobile kharidne k baad. Ek hi afsos hota hai ki agar thode din ruk jata to ! ! ! Shayad koi acha model mil jata
Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku.Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka.Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku.Congratulation's!u have successfully completed monkey's language course.Now u r a smart monkey****(@@)'(...)'plz collect ur certificate &u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye".Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,Seedhi Tarha keh na K,Me Hi Target Hun...:-p
Fill blank wth YES/NO 1)…,Im not mentally fit! 2)…,I have no brain! 3)…,I have no commonsense!4)..,I am mad!
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result. ('_') <)'(> _/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Human brain is the most, outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
Boy1 Sitting With DogBoy2:Ur Dog Bits?Boy1:N0Boy 2 : Sits Nd The Dog BitsBoy2 : Angrily U Said He Does N0t BitBoy 1:This Is N0t My Dog.
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend
Height Of Illiteracy:You Take A BladeAndWrite Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.....AndMake A Spelling Mistake.
1 Larki Qabar par Bethi Thi...Wahan se Guzarty Huwy Ek Musafir ne Pucha:Aap ko Dar nahi Lagta Qabristan se?us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai, Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me Kaha Jaye Ga: "Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa Aur Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say?
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.Tiger could not make out & asked,“What was that?”2nd Tiger smiled and said:....Fast Food…my dear friend
1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Fathers, be good to your daughtersDaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into mothersSo mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !

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