Long Life
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
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Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
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ThanDi ThAndi hawa chAli MOsuM…
ThanDi ThAndi hawa chAli MOsuM…huA SuhanA…!!WAh wAh whA…!!..CartoOn b sms paRhny lAgy…!!EduCateD huwA zamAna..!!(“,)/”wAh wAh wAh…!!
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Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,
Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se ,,"dost".....................Mat Dekh na. . . .Nafsiyati Hai kya?..;-p
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Classical Insult:
Classical Insult:"I Love Your Smile bcoz,,......My Favorite Colour is "YELLOW"..;-p:)
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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I was a newspaper
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in your hand all day. Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have new one everyday.
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Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahiPar yaad tumhari aati haiTum saans waha par leti hoAur badbu yaha par aati hai
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First Aid Class
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
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Life thought me lots of Lessons..
Life thought me lots of Lessons..But!As usual,I slept in those classes…
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Aane vaali Generation mein Maa apane bachchon se bolegi,
Aane vaali Generation mein Maa apane bachchon se bolegi, "Tughe paalne ke lie 8-8 ghante whatsapp pr offline rahi hu, tab jaakar bada huwa hai tu.
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Success is like a fart
Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own?
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SUGGESTION frm NARAD :-
SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
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Funny SMSThese days success of marriage depends upon........the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
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Sacha Pyaar wo hai......
Sacha Pyaar wo hai...... Jo Aankhon se Kajal na bhne de Aur Hoton par Lipstick na rahne de
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GOLDEN WORDS?..!
GOLDEN WORDS?..!...............Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amalkarna he :-
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.................funny sms
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