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New Thirsty Crow

Teesri dafa ka zikar hai...

Ek Pyasaa Kawwa Paani ki Talaash main,

Idhar udhar maara maara phir raha tha.

Lekin kahin bhi paani nahi mila. Aakhir kaar thak haar kar ek insaan se bola.

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Zalimaa Coca Cola pila day. :-)

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Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai..."Idhar b Sitam ho Gaya,Udar b Sitam ho Gaya."....Msg Delete ker Do, Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.
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WHAT DOES CRICKET STANDS FOR: C-CASH R-REGARDING FIXING OF I-INDIAN MATCHES BY C-CRICKETERS, ABETED BY K-KAPIL,TO UNDERPLAY TO E-END AND T-THROW THE MATCH.
Silly Thought.. :-) "Me Soch Raha Tha K Agar Daagh Achy Hoty Hen To SURF EXCEL Banaya Hi Q Tha.. :-)
John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ”
Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.
Yesterday was really very hectic:Morning - JailAfternoon - BailEvening - Gayle
An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack
Huppy Choty Mother day.Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha aur kehty haRAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.us choty maa ko salam
Ladke vaale ladki ke ghar gae.Ladka, ladki se: aapaki shiksha?Ladki: MF.I.A.S Ladke ne aage Degree ki detail yah sochakar nahin poochhi ki kaheen ladki use Uneducated na samajhe. baad mein ve log chale aaye aur shaadi bhi ho gai. shaadi ke baad ladke ne ladki se poochha ki, ye MF.I.A.S kya hota hai?usane bataaya, "Matric Fail in All Subjects"Ladka behosh!
he came 2 me 1 nite ........ explored my body........ licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left.......... i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?Socho.??????Nahi Pata.?HahaBaad me Bataun ga.."Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it.
Question by a student !!If a single teacher can'tteach us all the subjects,Then...How could you expect a single studentto learn ALL subjects ?
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. :-P

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