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Ladke Vaale Ladki Ke Ghar Gae.

Ladke vaale ladki ke ghar gae.
Ladka, ladki se: aapaki shiksha?
Ladki: MF.I.A.S
Ladke ne aage Degree ki detail yah sochakar nahin
poochhi ki kaheen ladki use Uneducated na samajhe. baad
mein ve log chale aaye aur shaadi bhi ho gai. shaadi ke
baad ladke ne ladki se poochha ki, ye MF.I.A.S kya hota hai?
usane bataaya, "Matric Fail in All Subjects"Ladka behosh!

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