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Sir:Tense Kitne Tayp K Hote Hai?

Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai?
Boy: 3 , present, past, future
Sir: gud
Exampl do
Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha,
Aaj pyar karta hu,
kal bhaga k le jaunga.

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