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How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

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A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
Our education system does not teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it “copying”
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
Ek larke ne apne dost se kaha:subha 45 girls mera intzar karti hainDost:bhala woh kynLarka:kyn k me collage ki van ka driver hon
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa KoFawad Khan Ki Tasveer Dikhaty Huwe Boli:"Mom, Aap Ka Damaad Aisa Hona Chahiye"..Maa Kafi Dair Tak Photo Dekhti RahiPhir Boli:"Puttar, Tu Ek Nazar Apny Aap nu v Dekh Lena Ci"...;-p
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;Gaur Se Suno: Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover's Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE" Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure" Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear" Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.............................chutkule
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
PyareOr Aziz dost...ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM!!......Bas Salam kar k 70 Naikiyan leni thi,ab apna kaam karo Shabash.!
aap kitnay achay hain aap kitnay piyaray hain app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain aur ek ham hain jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
Shakespear Said: "Don't Worry, Because If U Worry' U Get Wrikles On UR Face.. So Why Don't U Smile And Get A Dimple On UR Face.. Wish U Lots Of Dimples. Keep Smiling.. :-)
Girl to a tattoo artist- How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..? Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion…. but girraffe is free..!!

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