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TEACHER : Bacho Kasm Lo Ki Daru, Cigrate Or Ladkiyo Se Dur Rahoge Or Desh Ke Liye Jaan Doge....

TEACHER : Bacho kasm lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan doge....
BOYS: de denge sir, ab aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya....

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However high the sky may be.However wide the river may be.However strong the wind may be.Just remember,..........it's none of your business!
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Chicken ready? Yes bossFish ready? Yes bossAmlet ready? Yes bossMutton ready? Nahi bossBakra abhi sms padh raha hai!!!
Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,, Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D
Only true friends stand by you during bad times.So I promise I'll.............attend your wedding!
press down 4 ur "eid gift>>>>>>ALLAH APP KO AQAL DE:AJ KIA EID HAI?NAHI NA.TU GIFT KESAHAA HAA.
All The Electrons Were Having Party. Suddenly Protons Attacked Them. A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons. Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??" Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
There are two types of broken people:1. Who cry alone in darkness.2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!
Har mod ka mukam nhi hota, dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota, DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan nhi hota
Banta road se gujar raha tha,achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthayaor jor se chillaya.... Kaminepoti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Read this fast. Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè Coffeè OK Congrats. You are Selected to Coffee Boy Work in the "Railway Station"
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:1. Wife angry for a reason.2. Wife angry without reason.3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
Banta: Maa aur biwi mein kya antar hota hai? Santa: maa bolana sikhaati hai aur biwi chup rahana.
Happy Vs. Tension- "KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai.
Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.Banta: On cable or at theatre?Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!
Dost To Pathan: Me Ny Tumhen Kisi Achy Peer Ka Mureed Bannay K Liye Kaha Tha, Tum Kis K Mureed Bany.?? . . Pathan: "Apni Begam Ka.." :-D
Money is made from Paper, Paper is made from Woods, Woods are from Trees, Which means Money grows on Trees
Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me

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