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Sardar Ki Maa Sardar Se:

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na 🙂 😛 😀

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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Heaven - German car, American salary, Chinese food and Indian wife. Hell - Chinese car, German food, American wife and Indian salary.
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Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
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Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
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Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai.. Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
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berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko........slam kia or bola happy new yea
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If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, what will you call her?...Take a Guess........MOTHER-BOARD!

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