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Do U Know The Reason Why GIRLS Like "LAKME" Cream...

Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream...
B'coz they want to say...
L-love
A-and
K-kiss
M-me
E-everyday !!!

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LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally
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Khushi Parsh per Hogi,Charcha Arsh per Hoga,Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,Ek Farz Ada Hoga,Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,,,,Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)Dosto Aameen to Bolo,Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D
1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai. Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn? Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy, Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.
Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..?? Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind…. Ha ha ha
Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA
Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy,Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai,Kl mara tha baap ne usky,Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
Yunhi Zikr Kiya Tha Ishq Me Mar Jany Ka,, Ab Usy Zid Hai K Mar K Dikhao Humko.. :-) Moral: Is Shair Me Shayar Ny Zarurat Se Ziyada Lambi Phenki Hai Aur Ab Soch Raha Hai K Is Musibat Se Kese Niklun..? :-D
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Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;And is......... .....equally hated by all the students!
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
Ek Aurat Apni Parosan ko bata rahi thi kDoctor ny Mujhy Khana Pakany se mana kiya hai..Parosan : Wo Q? Kiya Tum Beemar ho??Aurat : Me nahi, Mere Shoher Beemar hen..:-)

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