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Ki thi suruaat ek choti si mazak se.. mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha.. Samajhte the jise hum apna yaar.. Woh ek din pyaar ban jayega ye malum na tha..
Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,,Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?
Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.Wahh..*wahh..*Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!! ;)ab b0lo wah wah..
"DRINKS" D-elicious aftr 1 Peg. R-omantic aftr 2 peg. I-nterested aftr 3 peg. N-aughty aftr 4 peg. K-ing aftr 5 peg. S-nake aftr 6 peg..
Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen..2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.. 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door.. 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..:-D :-)
Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye. Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa. Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar. Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,, Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,, Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.? To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-) Germi Is Back.. :-D
Ek Piyari Si Surat,Ek Masoom Sa Chehra,Ek Piyari Si Muskan,Thori Shahrarat, Thori Mohabbat,Thori Masti,Thora Maza,Jiski Piyari Har Ek Adaa,........Us Piyare Insan Ka Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa... :-D
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahiPar yaad tumhari aati haiTum saans waha par leti hoAur badbu yaha par aati hai
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K Log Kahen..: . . Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.Girl:Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.
one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya? first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D
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