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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte HoTo Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati HaiAur Agar Aisa Nahi HuaToExam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe...Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D
Pe-peep Pe”peep Pe-peep Peep peep Pe’peep Ghng ghngg P-peep Pe’peep Pe”peep Saaamnay se hat Jaaaosms aa raha hai
Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.Hubby: Shopping?Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)
Uthi thi Wo Fajar meMujhy Mangny k liye Khuda se,,Paani Thanda Dekh kerPhir So Gai Wo..:-((,")/<)(_//_Kaash Us k Ghar me Geezer hota toAaj Me Uska Hota..:-)
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm cute & If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz I'm cute!
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr Mery Brand Ky cigarette Yaha nhe milty ..!!
1st Bhikari: Yaar Ek Aadmi Mujh Se Meri Kamai K Bary Me Puch Raha Tha. Magar Me Ny nahi Batai.. 2nd Bhaikari: Per Kyun..?? 1st Bhikari: O Yaar Mujhy Laga K Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.. :-D
FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..? SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!! FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…? SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!
CHEMISTRY Teacher: What happens when CarbonMonoxide reacts with 2Molecules Of Iron.?.Student: COFFEE .Teacher: HOW ??.Student: CO 2Fe = COFFEE :-).Teacher Shocked Student Rocks. ;-p
Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed Bruce Lee?” Santa: “Thanks for giving the job sir, I would immediately start investigation.“
History Teacher: Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.? . . Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D
waiter: ur bill sir.boy: take my cardwaiter: but sir this is student cardboy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya.. Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
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