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Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte Ho

Agar Tum Kisi Paper Me Pass Hona Chahte Ho
To Saari Kainat Tumhen Usko Pass Karne May Lag Jati Hai

Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hua

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Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Huwe...

Suplee Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. :-D

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