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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nhi Aiya..

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

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