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Hubby: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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