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Tu Kisi Aur K Liye Hoga

Tu Kisi Aur K Liye Hoga
Mujassima-e-Khubsoorti,

**Aye Dost**

Mere Liye To Tu
,
Cartoon Tha

Cartoon Hai
Aur
Cartoon Hi Rahy Ga..;-)

Ker Le Jo Kerna Hai,
Japani Kharboozay...;-p

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