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Samosa Said To Aalu

Samosa said to Aalu
I protect you by hot oil When i am fried because is love you .

Aalu said
when people eat you after you fried i burn their tongue because i love you too.

MORAL :
Samosa thanda kar ky khain inki love story pe mat jain..

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