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1 Larki Qabar Par Bethi Thi...

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us ny Bara Hi Khubsoorat Jawab diya:

"Ander Garmi Thi is Liye Bahir Beth gai"..;-p:)

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Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree. After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says, "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Baloon se maar do:
bijli walo ki ammi ko ...............................ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.? Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.Policeman: Are u mad.Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na kKuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.Baap: Kiya Bany??Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p
Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye.. Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye.. SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,, Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)
Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, ,,Hamary Ghar To Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai, Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is............'Candy Crush'
Wife: "You know Honey,Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.."..Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata ToTum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time
Mahila-jal ki tarah taral-sheetal hoti hai Purush-mitti ki tarah thos-rookha hota hai aur Jab donon ki shaadi/wedding hoti haikeechad ho jaata hai re baaba//wedding jokes in hindi/shaadi chutkule in hindi
1 larka Charas pi k aya, Dad se bachne k liye bari si book lekr padhne laga! Dad:Charas Pi k aya hai? Son:Nhi To?Dad:Kamine, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai..
Boss : Expert say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Emoloyee : Who's there Boss : Not you anymore.
Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine.
Maa: Beta Yaad Rakho Hum Is Dunya Me Logon Ki Bhalai K Liye Aaye Hen..Pappu Heran Se: To Baki Log Kis Liye Aaye Hen.. :-D

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