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Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
,
,
Hamary Ghar To
Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai,
Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,
Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D

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