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Mahila-jal Ki Tarah Taral-sheetal Hoti Hai

Mahila-jal ki tarah taral-sheetal hoti hai
Purush-mitti ki tarah thos-rookha hota hai
aur
Jab donon ki shaadi/wedding hoti hai
keechad ho jaata hai re baaba//wedding jokes in hindi/shaadi chutkule in hindi

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