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A Light Can Replace Dark..

A Light Can Replace Dark..

A Success Can Replace Failure..

A Smile Can Replace Pain..

But Nothing Can Replace YOU..
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Defected Piece...;-p:)

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Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
Kabi to humari gali aao…thora sa Sharmao..!Muskurao!Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…humare ghar ki bell bajao…Aurawaz lagao…“Koora DeY do.
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bolaI LOVE MY INDIA :)Have a Nice Day
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.To.to.to.To.To.Toto.Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
Father 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Father, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Pappu To Najumi.. Pappu: Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Kab Tak Hogi..?? Najumi: Bacha Tere Hath Ki Lakiron Me 10 Saal Tak SUKH HI SUKH Likha Hai... Us K Baad Teri Shadi Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-) Jab Tak Jaa, Jee Le Apni Zindgi.. :-D
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?....Scientific Studies Have Proved That..."SHOPPING"Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,."PAYING The "BILLS" Does
pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha thaamma, nahipathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah
Faraz v/s Ghalib.. Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,, Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?" Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
Biryani Samajh Ker Jo Dost Banaaye Thy Hum Ny,,Waqt Parny Per Sab K Sab Teenday Niklay.. :-D
I just met your duplicate.I swear it was you, I even called your name…Butyou ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree.. 😛
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon,.............Killing answer by Pappu,.................Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Santa studying in 8th standard, went to buy his books. Shopkeeper:sorry we dont have the english book for 8th. Santa:no prbm, give me 2 books of 4th std.

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