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Teacher To Half-asleep Pappu In Class, "Who Invented Steam Engine?"

Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!

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