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Girl: Paroos Wali Buddhi Aunty Mujhe Bohat Tang Karti Theen..

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"

Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?
pata hai Q.??
Frnd: Q?
.

Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".

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