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Sardar Parson Meri Biwi

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi. Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi… Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi? Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

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Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman......"What's wrong?"
Ya ALLAH!Tujhe tere pyarey bando ka waastaIs bar Ramzan men shetaan ka sathWAPDA walon ko b band kar dena Ameen
GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................funny sms hindi shayari
Girl: Will you marry me?Boy: Yes.Girl: When?Boy: As soon as I complete CA.Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Bahane Mat Karo!
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks.Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?.Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakorayhehehehe;-)
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Tom : Dekh teri biwi ko saap kat rha hai ... Jerry : Chinta mat kr yaar, saap ka zeher khatam ho gya hai, recharge krwane aya hoga...
Some beautiful lines Just 4u - - - - - - - = = = = = = = _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " " " " " " " Nice Na..?
Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti haiVo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko-Abe Gadhe -Oye Gadhe-Sun Gadhenahi boltiesiliye wo short me"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"
Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur1 Sharab Ki Balti RakhiGadha Pani Pi Gaya..Police Sharabi Se: Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
Dear Boys,Kitchen has 'He' in it.So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.Sincerely,Girls!
Aurat: Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun, Bohat Neend Aati Hai. Doctor: Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen?? Aurat: Nokia 3310 Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun, WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo, Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D
Ek Larki Roz Subha Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Per Ja Ker Beth Jati..Bataen Q.??Nahi Pata..?MBA Ker K Pagal Ho Gai THi, Apny Aap Ko "Branch Manager" Samajhny Lagi Thi.. ;-)
Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-DHahhaha
iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik haiKon Si???Nahi Pata??Answer..“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p

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