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Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.?? . . Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra To Us Ny Kaha: "Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D

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Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao. GaneshJi Dance karne lage. Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut nacha!
Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon
mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayiWAHWAHWAHJis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayiLo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi,:-)
Five things that make Man happy:1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free2. Flat 50% off3. Tatkal ticket confirmation4. Winning cricket match5. Wife not at home
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.Teacher: Now, why would he do that?Pappu: It was his lunch money!
Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,,,Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)
Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,Doctor..Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...<('.')/"/> Oohoo /"\ye to socha hi nahi....
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar..Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,..Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,..Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar 😛
hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua? hmare muqadar me raton ki nind nhi to kya hua Hm muqadar ko bevkuf banake din me hi so jate hai.....
Heart Touching Line By Pappu.."I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls Bcoz, I Am Ready To damage My Lungs, But Not My Hearts.."From: Pappu Charsi.. :-D
Once in a forest after a party all theanimals were eating Kamla pasand Paan masala But Girraffe was not eating that one.Lion: Why are you not eating Kamla pasand.Girraffe: I only eat Manikchand...Unche Log Unchi Pasand Manikchand
Real Heart Touching Story "A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.next day he asked about the gift.b.f:hows the bird??...g.f:very tasty:-)
Raat ko Kitab Meri Mujhe dekhti rahi,.Neend Mujhe Apni orr khenchti rahi,.Neend ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh gaya,.Aur Aaj Raat phir ye Genius Bina Padhe So gaya..;-p
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p

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