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Mother in Law After Marriage: Beta Kese Ho.?? Damaad: Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun, Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D

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Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
tujhe dhondhty dhondhty hum itney door nikal gye | FARAZ |Keh ab to rikshey wala bhi 2000 ruppey kiraya manhgta hye!
Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate haiYa toh sorry bolne ya phirShadi ka card dene 😛 😉
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bolaI LOVE MY INDIA :)Have a Nice Day
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,ButSit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone'n the whole damn world wants to knowWhose on the other side.. !!
GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.If He did, it would have been impossible for...........you... to afford me!
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya.. Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..? Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap ne Dusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(
Fathers, be good to your daughtersDaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into mothersSo mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
unki gali se hum guzre , ajeeb ittefaak thaphool toh phenka unhone magar gamla bhe saath tha
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.?? . . Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra To Us Ny Kaha: "Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D
Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:"Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,Wo Bhi English Me.Dispossible."...;-p

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