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Ek Din Sardar Ne Bahut Sunder Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha......

Ek Din sardar ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur socha......
Bahut socha.....
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Kya Socha...
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Kash ye meri maa hoti to mai bhi itna sunder hota

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