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Mujhko Mulk Ki Ghareebi Ka

Mujhko Mulk ki Ghareebi ka

Sahi Ehsaas to Tab hua
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Jab,
Motor Cycle saaf karne ka
Kapra Bhi
Koi
Chura Ker le Gaya..;-p

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