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How Do I React When I See

How do I react when I see
someone extremely smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.

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Funny funny .................................Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha
Qasam Se Ek Sath Sari GhaltiyanYaad Ajati Hen,,Jab,,,,Ghar walay kehty Hen,BethoTum Se Kuch Baat kerni Hai...;-p:)
Karkhana aur CarKhana mein Fark Sirf Itna HaiMere Dost..Karkhany Mein Car Banti HenAurCar k Khane ko Car Khana Kehte Hen.. :-)
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai... to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?..Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..
5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain… “chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”jab ham 5 saal ke the … to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the…. ”Spidermann..Superman”
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.
She :- Apan SHADI kab Karege?...Me:- Me ENGINEEER hone ke Baad...... She :- Nahi karne ka To Direct Bolna ..
Height of Courage Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife.... Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister .... "le ab le le pappi"
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai.. Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti haitayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai.aurParlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Sardar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi…..
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time

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