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Bachay Ny Apni Maa Se Pucha:

Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:
"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun Ga
K Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"

Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,
Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:
,
"Beta,
Itna Bara To Abhi Tak
Tera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p

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