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Pathan Ko Khwab Me Ksi Ne Qatal Krdia

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".

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