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Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,

Larky Waly: Hamen Aisi Larki Chahiye,
Jo Ziyada Khati Piti Na Ho,
Chup Chap Sab ki Suny Aur
Ziyada Baat Na Kery...

Larki Waly: Janab! Aisi Larki to
Aap ko ICU me Hi Mily Gi...;-p

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