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Aadmi Ka Dil Bahut Bada Hota Hai,

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi
Jagah hoti hai!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
Itna Bada hota hai ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
Aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti hai.!

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