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When ur life is in darkness
pray 2 God ask him 2 free u
from darkness & if after u pray
& u r still in darkness,
plz pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!

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5-5 saal ke bachche gaate phir rahe hain… “chhoti dress mein bomb lagadi mainu”jab ham 5 saal ke the … to 1 hi word yaad tha…vahi gaate phirate the…. ”Spidermann..Superman”
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot,Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Sardar ji jab exam dene gaye toh woh apne saath Plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki Sardarji ko information mili thi k Paper leak ho gaya hai:
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke
pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri haius ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gaiaik kmi wo bhe puri ho gaipagal hen wo log jo kehty henk chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll3. His Wife - Panadol
Arz hai.. Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte hain; Gaur farmayiga. Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte hain aur; Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq thaapna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
bijli walo ki ammi ko ...............................ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya
Kaun Banega Crorepati laaya DP(Display Photo) Contest 1 din mein sabase zyaada Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram pr "DP" Change karane vaale boys, girls, housewife ko milenge 1 crore
Wife: Aap Kahan Hen.?? Husband: Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun. Wife: Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen. Jaldi Karen Naa. Husband: OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata haipar beech main tere baap ka virus aa jata hai

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