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Ek Dafa Ek Bandar Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha:

Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha:
"Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??

Maa ne Jawab diya:
Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p

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