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Ak Dafa Ak Admi Ki Cycle Choori Ho Gai,

Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,
Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha
“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.
“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.
Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia tha
Tu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...

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