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A Man's Wife Was In ICU.

A man's wife was in ICU.
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!

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Mere Mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai, Dr. Jazz ne Kaha Hai K Bohat se Sms Ki Bottle Charhani Paregi. So Plz Donate Much More SMS IT'S URGENT. It's in ICU.. :-)
Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj, Kal waly achy thy . . . . samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji? “Ye kal waly he to hn”
people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted. LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD but not addicted to studies…
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school
Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5sGirl: WOW!!Konsi Company ka Hai??Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,Reebok ka Hai..:-D
WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right? BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!
Wife: "You know Honey, Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.." . . Husband: "Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho, Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D
Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting HaiPar Meri Nahi! :P
Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai... to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?..Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
The night was dark, the moon was high;I stopped my car, you wondered why?I learnt so close, you felt shy.I uttered those three words........I... La... puncture!
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahiPar yaad tumhari aati haiTum saans waha par leti hoAur badbu yaha par aati hai
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..? "Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,, Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.." Pappu: Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!
Arz he.. Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga... Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773 SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT. Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata
Arz Kiya Hai..Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa..Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)

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