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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!
Boss hangs a poster in office‘I am the boss, dont forget’He returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk,‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’
True Graduation Speech:......“First, I’d like to thank Google.Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayiWAHWAHWAHJis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayiLo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi,:-)
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
Ye student ki pehchn hai Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai Mshur ye saitan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Padhna ise ata nhi Clas kbhi jata nhi Cnten is ki jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Jalson mai sb se age hai Naron mein sb se agey hain Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Lrkiyo k peche hai pra Jo larki gusa ho zra Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai..
Larki: Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo Mujhy Gana Sunaye, Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary, Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy.. Larka: Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. :-D
"So Ladies and GentlemenAp logon ke BharPur Taliyon MeinTashreef La rahi hain..............Garymiyaaaaaaan !!! "
Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa [email protected] friendship sms in hindi 2018
santa london me double store bus mebaitha tha......conductor ne usey uper bhej diya...... santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta huaniche aaya aur bola..marwayege kya saale..uper to driver hi nahi hai...
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…Par Principal Baithe RaheLogo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Sun makes Moon shine,Current makes Bulbs shine,Wax makes Candles shine,But, I'm Really Confused;What makes ur Teeth Shine..-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p
Pyar Mein Hisab Kitab Nahi Krte Ke Kya Khoya Kya Paya…GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA GOL GAPPAY LAYA…Zaruri Nahi Her Shair Ka Koi Matlab Ho… :-)
Husband: Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon Ankhon Me bus Jaun Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun Wife: Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya KabhiImran Hashmi vi Bano gay.
Sunder Kamsin saali ko dekhkar Jija ko gussa jarur aata hai jab aap ke yaha Rasgulla tha to mughe Dahivada kyo pakda diya
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