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Larki:
Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo
Mujhy Gana Sunaye,
Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary,
Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy..

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Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor
Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. :-D

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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Kaamwali nahi aai ho aur bibi pochha laga rahi ho to saala pair bachakar aise nikalna padta hai jaise ….... Naxaliyon ne landmine bichha rakhi ho aur Galti se baaruud phat na jaaye !!!
I Want To ShaRe Everything With UUr SadnesUr Happy Moment’Each & EverythingEvery Single 2cond Of The DayLet’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”.
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..
The best way to a woman's heart is by saying those three words:"You lost weight!"
The latest slogn of boys:
Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
Life thought me lots of Lessons..But!As usual,I slept in those classes…
Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,Pichli dafa Hamara Banda "Jannat" se 33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)
Next generation LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting no papa telling lies no papa open your whatsapp hahaha,
Dulhan Ny pny Baap Ko Piyar Kiya Aur Us K Hath Me Kuch Rakh Diya.. . Baap Ny Khushi Me Elaan Kiya.. "Friends, Aaj Mera Lucky Day Hai, Aaj Meri Beti Ny Finally Mera Credit Card Mujhy Wapas Ker Diya Hai.. . Tamam Log Hansny Lagy Aur Afsos Se Dulhay Ko Dekhny Lagy.. :-)
Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect
Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy.. Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..
Delivry k waqt Lady- God Ladka Man- God Ladki God- Shut Up Dont Confuse Me Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?Begum: Ap k pas..Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?Wo b ap k pas hain..Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

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