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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..

Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”

Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe

Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?

Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.

Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

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