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Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?Pappu: Because they didn't have a color printer!
1 lovely ladki ko dekh Kaleja me Current lag gaya Uske sath me 2 Bhimkaay bhai ko dekh Mood Faint ho gaya
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of Rs. 500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed Bruce Lee?” Santa: “Thanks for giving the job sir, I would immediately start investigation.“
A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!Uska khun garam hoga.-Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
"Dil k mehmaan bun jao...Ankhon ka armaan bun jao...Honto ki muskaan bun jao... Oh...!Tusi o......??i m very sorrytusi ty bus INSAN bun jao..!!
Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",Behre ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"Wah Wah Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)
Uthi thi Wo Fajar meMujhy Mangny k liye Khuda se,,Paani Thanda Dekh kerPhir So Gai Wo..:-((,")/<)(_//_Kaash Us k Ghar me Geezer hota toAaj Me Uska Hota..:-)
College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor sechillate hue bhaaga. . ..... ....kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai
Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le, Magar,, Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya Aaj Bhi Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya..Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy??Amriki Muskura Ker Bola: Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen. ,Ghari Hath Per Aise Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon, Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata...Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai Us Machine Ka Naam Hai "Jugaad".Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen' Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2. Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together Boy1: What the hell? Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂
Teacher jo studant maray sawal ka corract jawab dega usay esiy waqat chuty'Aik student ne suddenly apnay bag classroom se bahar pahank daya'Teacher ya kis ne bag bahar pahanka ha.student. Ma ne sir,Aur chuty ka nara laga ker bahir bahag gaya.
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