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Caught Sleeping Together

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class 🙂

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Gutka Na Khaya Kero, Honton Ki Shaan Jati Hai.. . Hont Tumhary Hen Aur, Jaan Meri Jati Hai.. :-)
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D
The night was dark, the moon was high;I stopped my car, you wondered why?I learnt so close, you felt shy.I uttered those three words........I... La... puncture!
1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hunlekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha, doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope kidawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!"
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz.. Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
Winter Shayeri...Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz,,,,,Wah Wah,,,,,Baghair Kambal K So Rahy ThyMehmood Aur Ayaaz!!...Full Speed me Pankha Khol k Bhaag Gaya FARAZ..:pWah wah wah..Mehfil loot Li Zaalim.:-)(,")/)(\, YaaHOoo..,/>
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
Moong Phali Aajati Hai,,Chilgozay Bhi Aajaty Hen,,Shaayron Ki Thandi Thandi Aahen Bhi Aajati Hen,,Bas Karachi Me Ek Sardi Hi Nahi Aati.. ;-)
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Brilliant answers given by students:
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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