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Sardar: Why Are All These People Running? Man: This Is A Race, The Winner Will Get The Cup. Sardar: If Only The Winner Will Get The Cup, Why Are

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
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Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K“wo” ko Awaz d..“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”ka intqal Hogya..Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…...........“JO”DR DYA“Wo”MR GYAHs mt……
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Adhyaapak: kya padhaoon aaj?Ladka: Sir, aaj Nikah padha Dijiye, roll no.-7 ke saath.
A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.Girl: Do you like it?Manager: Oh yeah.Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.The best way to express customer complaint
If King asks me \”what do u want?\”Million dollars or a true friend\” !I will choose,\”Million dollars\”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gy
Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.Admi: Bhai Aisa Mat karo,Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya toMeri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..Chor:Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiyaMeri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)
Ladke vaale ladki ke ghar gae.Ladka, ladki se: aapaki shiksha?Ladki: MF.I.A.S Ladke ne aage Degree ki detail yah sochakar nahin poochhi ki kaheen ladki use Uneducated na samajhe. baad mein ve log chale aaye aur shaadi bhi ho gai. shaadi ke baad ladke ne ladki se poochha ki, ye MF.I.A.S kya hota hai?usane bataaya, "Matric Fail in All Subjects"Ladka behosh!
Zindagi ice-cream ki trah hyTaste kro ya waste kro pighal rhi hyis liy life ko taste karna sekhowaste to ho he rhi hy.Great lines bychota veer kulfi wala.
Killing lines written in a park: “Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”
Five things that make Man happy:1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free2. Flat 50% off3. Tatkal ticket confirmation4. Winning cricket match5. Wife not at home
1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,Larka Hansny Laga.Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
Dear Boys,Kitchen has 'He' in it.So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.Sincerely,Girls!
Before Marriage:-
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain, Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey, Wah,Wah. . . . . . Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?
Teri jil si aankho me dub marne ko ji karta hepar kya karu sala ye tera chasma bich me a tapkta h
ARZ KIYA HAI : Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, rajwade me ud rahe the hathi, . . . . itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho DEHATI ...... kbhi dekha hai udhta hua....HATHI ?????
A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"

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