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Angel-wat Do U Want?

Angel-wat do u want?
Boy-a beautiful girl.
Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........
if u r christian i'll give u genelia,
whats ur name?
Boy-sheikh vinod fernandes
Angel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D

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Ya ALLAH!Tujhe tere pyarey bando ka waastaIs bar Ramzan men shetaan ka sathWAPDA walon ko b band kar dena Ameen
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami wah wah tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....
A man's wife was in ICU.Doctors did their best but she was not responding.Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!
"We should love, not fall in love...B’coz everything that falls, gets broken. "
True Fact : Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life bn jati hai, Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai.....
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' .Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya,Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha:Hello Room Service?Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry?Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
Kal Tak Jo Kehti Thi Tuhen Dil Me Lock Ker Diya..Aaj Usi Ny FB Per Bolck Ker Diya.. :-( :-D
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!
A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children......injured while fighting for it!
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.
Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha: Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha: NAHI...!Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai??TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p
The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from...........the bed to the toilet=p
A mobile is like women :- Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
1 ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.... 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, "Apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho ???? "ladka bola, " Ji Bhabhiji......
Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.?? Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D

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