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TEACHER: Kal School Kyo Nhi Aye Tm?

TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?
STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha
TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai
STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

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