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Promise Me We Are True Friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can't sell you thatMan shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn't knew u had a prescription.
Tum Loat Ker Aany Ka Takalluf Mat Kerna,, Hum Ek Hi Cartoon Baar Baar Nahi Dekhty.. :-)
Next generation Kindergarten poem:Chatting Chatting?Yes Papa!Girlfriend setting?No Papa!Telling lies?No Papa!Open your Whatsapp.Ha ha ha...
Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe. Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen.. Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya. "Copy And Paste" :-D
Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
One day, I Kicked lion's face I puld tigers tail I broke cheetas leg I threw elphants then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
Teacher: ten chemical ke name bataoPappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreennosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀
143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Me Is Liye Udaas Nahi K Me Kunwara Hun,,..Me Us k Bary Me Sochta Hun Jo Meri Waja Se Kunwari Hai..(,")/ Ammi Us Masoom Si Larki Ka to Khayal Karen.. ;-)
Golu- ye dekh mera naya iphone 6 SGirlfriend- Darling mughe bhi chahiyeGolu-tum iphone 6 S lekar kaya karogi? tumko miss call hi to karni hoti haiCall to mai karta hu...
Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend: "Neend ke Piche mat Bhago, Agar Bhagna hai to Padhai ke Piche Bhaago, Neend Jhak Maar ke Tumhare Pichhe Aayegi.. ;-)
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do
Ek larke ne apne dost se kaha:subha 45 girls mera intzar karti hainDost:bhala woh kynLarka:kyn k me collage ki van ka driver hon
Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1. ------- I don't have brain 2. ------- I don't have sence 3. ------- I am stupid
Teacher : U failure !At tour age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at your age Hitler committed suicide

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