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Wife N Neighbour's Wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbour's wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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Mere kamre mein urtey hein badal ...WAH WAHMere kamre mein urtey hein badal..WAH WAHMein likhon kuch bhi ghor se parhte hein Pagal.hahahaha:')
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye?? Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji. Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana. Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?Rail guzri to mr jao ge.Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,Rail kya cheez hy..?
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ? . . Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,, Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,, Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.? To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-) Germi Is Back.. :-D
Bindas Muskurao Kiya Gham Hai,Zindgi Me Tension Kis ko Kam Hai,Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hen..:-)
Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!.....................Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!.Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!
Sheikh Dhobi se: Istri ke Kitne Paisy Logay? Dhobi: 15 Rupay Sheikh Ny 15 Rupay Rakhy Aur Istri Utha ker Bhaag Gaya.. :-D
1100 ladakiyaan shadme se mar gaee aur 200 koma mein chali gai, kyonki kisi ne aphavaah phaila di thi ki G.S.T matalab Girl Selfie Tax hai!
Best SMS Of 1947 .........Us Waqt Mobile Tha Kiya??Kabhi To Thora Dimagh Ka Istemal Kiya Kero Yaar..Bas SMS Parhny Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai.. :-D
Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB..... GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
The captain of a team says to the Umpire, “My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” The Umpire says, “No.” The captain says, “Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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